THIS FOX IS LIKE, “OH YEAH. I GET IT. VERY FUNNY, EVERYONE. YOU’RE ALL HILARIOUS. COMIC. GENIUSES.”
THIS FOX HAS A STORE NOW!
I’m very excited to announce that starting today on RedBubble, I’ve added a FoxesOnly portfolio. This will contain pop art prints/works that I’ve made based on some of your favorite captions from the site!
Currently you can grab a T-Shirt of “Get A Forest” in a variety of colors as well as some prints of the art (postcards, greeting cards, posters, etc.) and even a tote bag or throw pillow!
To give you an idea, here’s what the tote bag looks like!
I think they’ve turned out pretty well. I’ll be doing these sporadically, so I hope that you enjoy them! Take care, and have a foxy day!
THIS LITTLE FOX IS LIKE “WHAT DOES YOUR NOSE SMELL LIKE?” AND THE OTHER LITTLE FOX IS LIKE “I DUNNO. LET ME SMELL YOUR NOSE!” THEN THEY JUST KISSED. WHOOPS!
THIS FOX IS LIKE “MOM! DAD! I HAD THE CRAZIEST DAYMARE DURING MY ADORABLE MID-DAY NAP AND - OH MY FOX! WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING!?!?!” THIS FOX CANNOT UNSEE NATURE.
THE MASSAGE FOX IS LIKE “YOU’VE GOT SOME TIGHTNESS IN YOUR SHOULDERS TODAY, SIR. IS EVERYTHING OKAY?” AND THE OTHER FOX IS LIKE, “LONG WEEK, BRYCE. LONGER WEEKEND AHEAD. JUST GET ALL UP IN THERE. NO MERCY, BRYCE. THAAAT’S IT.”
THIS FOX IS LIKE “HOLD IT RIGHT THERE! ARE YOU A BIRD? BECAUSE IF YOU ARE, YOU HAVE TO GET IN MY MOUTH! IT’S THE LAW!”
THIS FOX IS LIKE, “SOOOOOO…YOUR SISTER OVER THERE…SHE SINGLE?” DON’T TRUST THIS SLY FOX WITH YOUR SISTER, FOX! NO WAY! HE’S BAD NEWS!
THIS FOX IS LIKE, “NOTHING TO SEE HERE! JUST A TAIL WITH A FACE…AND EARS! MOVE ALONG!”
THIS FOX IS SORRY FOR WHATEVER HE DID! HE’S NOT SURE WHAT HE DID! HE’S NOT EVEN SURE HE DID IT! BUT HE’S TOTALLY SORRY! HE EVEN BROUGHT YOU A FLOWER! OR MAYBE IT FELL INTO HIS MOUTH! EITHER WAY IT’S HERE NOW! TAKE THE FLOWER, DUMMY! ER…SORRY!
THIS FOX IS LIKE “HEY, GOOD LOOKIN’, COULDN’T HELP BUT NOTICE YOU BROWSING FOXES ON TUMBLR. WHY DON’T YOU AND I GET TOGETHER SOME TIME AND CHASE OUR TAILS? OR ROLL AROUND IN SOME GRASS? MAYBE PASS A STICK BACK AND FORTH. WHAT DO YOU SAY?”